So You Think You’re Going to Grow Your Own Food (A True Story)

The author’s garden, right before it was murdered.

Everywhere I go, whether online or in the face-to-face world, people are talking about starting a garden. Whenever I see or hear those proclamations, I shake my head and laugh. Saying you’re going to garden and actually producing a crop are two separate things. I’m on year three of gardening and it’s still a clusterfudge.